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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Blurry Tutor

I am not afraid to BLURT IT OUT here! If you want to kill me, you are welcome! (Wei Fa, you still owe me one kill! XD)

The first day of tutoring Keyboard class, one little girl sat in front of me. I handed a piece of manuscript paper and she was like:
'Erm, I know music already...'

I was like: 'Then are you the new tutor?'

'No. Dunno who ask me to come in geh.'

'Then you are neither a student, nor a tutor. So what are you?'

'Dunno...'

*FAINT*........................... x1

She is PANDA... Panda Wei Wei.... Super blur. Like we used to tease her 'Didn't you learn critical thinking skills?' She would reply:

'SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!!'

When she asked one of my tutors her phone number, the tutor refused. So I said, 'Ala, I give you lah!'

She switched on her handphone and got ready...

'Zero... one... two....'

'Okay, 012... then?'

'Three.... four... fivesixseveneightnine!'

'SHIT!'

She is super blur. Again.

Once I said, 'I have longed to go to mamak...'

She asked:
'WHO'S MAMAK?'

==!!!! (sweat to the MAX!!!!!!)

*FAINT*.................................x2

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